These are the April Fools side of the horoscopes.
The Stars Are Spelling Out Your Horoscopes!!
Aries (March 21-April 19): Every time someone says your name, you must respond, “Hot Dogs!!” It’ll be good luck.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Paint your face to look like a clown. Then go out for the circus!
Gemini (May 21-June 21): It’s Eat Cake for Dinner Day! Go home and make a mess of your kitchen when baking the cake. Then the clean-up fairy will come. Careful… She might be mad.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): You have super-powers from 6am to 6pm. Use them wisely!
Leo (July 23-August 22): It’s National Chicken Wings Day! Go home and tell your parents to buy some for dinner, or else you’ll have bad luck for the next week.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): At 9 o’clock tonight, go out and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star at the top of your lungs. Then a shooting star will fly by and you can make a wish. Watch out though… Don’t mistake a star for a rock.
Libra (September 23-October 23): See how long you can go without breathing. Maybe you’ll break the world record!
Scorpio (October 24-November 21): Sleep with your pajama’s inside out and backwards for luck. Oh, wait, that’s snow.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Go fishing! Try and catch the biggest fish and then give it to your lover.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Today you must hop to class. It is good exercise and it will put you in the spotlight. Everyone will be talking about you!!
Aquarius (January 20-Fedruary 18): Take a trip to the mall sometime in the next two weeks. Run around the stores. If you get yelled out 5 times or more, or even get kicked out, you’ll be the coolest kid in school.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): Take your parents credit card and buy everything you want. You’ll have a good excuse for a higher allowance when you have to pay it back.
TODAYS BIRTHDAY: Blast your music really loud and open your windows wide. Ignore what the neighbors yell at you and especially ignore what your parents say.
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3 comments:
These suck i want better ones. jk lol.
nice. Hazelton and I want to go to the mall now and do that!
Aries (March 21-April 19): Every time someone says your name, you must respond, “Hot Dogs!!” It’ll be good luck.
Taurus (April 20-May 20): Paint your face to look like a clown. Then go out for the circus!
Gemini (May 21-June 21): It’s Eat Cake for Dinner Day! Go home and make a mess of your kitchen when baking the cake. Then the clean-up fairy will come. Careful...She might be mad.
Cancer (June 22-July 22): You have super-powers from 6am to 6pm. Use them wisely!
Leo (July 23-August 22): It’s National Chicken Wings Day! Go home and tell your parents to buy some for dinner, or else you’ll have bad luck for the next week.
Virgo (August 23-September 22): At 9 o’clock tonight, go out and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star at the top of your lungs. Then a shooting star will fly by and you can make a wish. Watch out though...Don’t mistake a star for a rock.
Libra (September 23-October 23): See how long you can go without breathing. Maybe you’ll break the world record!
Scorpio (October 24-November 21): Sleep with your pajama’s inside out and backwards for luck. Oh, wait, that’s for snow.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Go fishing! Try and catch the biggest fish and then give it to your lover.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Today you must hop to class. It is good exercise and it will put you in the spotlight. Everyone will be talking about you!!
Aquarius (January 20-Fedruary 18): Take a trip to the mall sometime in the next two weeks. Run around the stores. If you get yelled at 5 times or more, or even get kicked out, you’ll be the coolest kid in school.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): Take your parents credit card and buy everything you want. You’ll have a good excuse for a higher allowance when you have to pay it back.
TODAYS BIRTHDAY: Blast your music really loud and open your windows wide. Ignore what the neighbors yell at you and especially ignore what your parents say.
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